The Ponyville Tinies: A Very Zecora Alphabet Book
A is for Applebloom, lost in the woods.
B is for Big Mac who choked on baked goods.
C is for Cadance, thrown over the brink.
D is for Dash who was shipped with a sink.
E is for Emerald, cursed by a glyph.
F is for Fluttershy, scared very stiff.
G is for Gilda who wasn’t paroled.
H is for Hayseed who fell uncontrolled.
I is for Icy who found a live wire.
J is for Joe who swam in the fryer.
K is for Key Lime, who raved like a loon.
L is for Luna who’s trapped on the moon
M is for Mayor who passed some bad laws.
N is for Noteworthy, hit by a vase.
O is for Octavia crushed by her cello.
P is for Pinkie who drowned in lime jello.
Q is for Quick Fix not building to code.
R is for Rarity who to the mob owed.
S is for Scoots, swept up by an eagle.
T is for Twilight, tracked by a beagle.
U is for Upper Crust, baked in a pie.
V is for Vigilance, scared of the sky.
W is for Wild Fire, run down by cars.
X is for X-Ray who almost saw Mars.
Y is for Yo-Yo, she should have inhaled.
Z is for Zecora, at yoga she failed.
There are some ponies who just won’t be missed.
You should be careful or you’ll join the list.
now all we need is someone to record it to the tune of Creature Feature's "A Gorey Demise", and we're golden.
I am so excited about this! I love the Gashlycrumb Tinies and Fetchbeer! It's perfect!
All my yes! YES!
I'm starting to think zebra and rhymes just happen. I blame teh stripes. They cause patterns in text and occasionally speech. THE STRIPES ARE THE KEY.
Er mah gerd you read that book! It inspired me, too.
My pony is named Icy... LAWL
That was fantastic
i dont know why or how but celestia is behind this
O boy! This is gonna be great!
Aha! This is awesome! Do you plan on drawing it all or making it a collab?