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The Ponyville Tinies: A Very Zecora Alphabet Book

A is for Applebloom, lost in the woods.
B is for Big Mac who choked on baked goods.

C is for Cadance, thrown over the brink.
D is for Dash who was shipped with a sink.

E is for Emerald, cursed by a glyph.
F is for Fluttershy, scared very stiff.

G is for Gilda who wasn’t paroled.
H is for Hayseed who fell uncontrolled.

I is for Icy who found a live wire.
J is for Joe who swam in the fryer.

K is for Key Lime, who raved like a loon.
L is for Luna who’s trapped on the moon

M is for Mayor who passed some bad laws.
N is for Noteworthy, hit by a vase.

O is for Octavia crushed by her cello.
P is for Pinkie who drowned in lime jello.

Q is for Quick Fix not building to code.
R is for Rarity     who to the mob owed.

S is for Scoots, swept up by an eagle.
T is for Twilight, tracked by a beagle.

U is for Upper Crust, baked in a pie.
V is for Vigilance, scared of the sky.

W is for Wild Fire, run down by cars.
X is for X-Ray who almost saw Mars.

Y is for Yo-Yo, she should have inhaled.
Z is for Zecora, at yoga she failed.

There are some ponies who just won’t be missed.
You should be careful or you’ll join the list.
With apologies to Edward Gorey, author and illustrator of The Gashlycrumb Tinies. But this may be my next project.

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valleyviolet Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist
<3
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now all we need is someone to record it to the tune of Creature Feature's "A Gorey Demise", and we're golden.
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Fetchbeer Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If they wait till I'm done drawing it all, then it can be set to pictures too!
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PixelKitties Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
I am so excited about this! I love the Gashlycrumb Tinies and Fetchbeer! It's perfect!
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Fetchbeer Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Now I just have to finish a project for once >.>
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DeepTriviality Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
All my yes! YES!
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Fetchbeer Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I will take your yes, now I just have to keep on it and follow through.
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Jadriam Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013
I'm starting to think zebra and rhymes just happen. I blame teh stripes. They cause patterns in text and occasionally speech. THE STRIPES ARE THE KEY.
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Fetchbeer Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The power of stripes compels you.
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anntheazelf101 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Er mah gerd you read that book! It inspired me, too.
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XEmajaX Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
My pony is named Icy... LAWL
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Fetchbeer Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I am sorry >.>
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Tearahk Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That was fantastic :D
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Ibeatganon4fun Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013
Wow, this is great. I lol'ed repeatedly. :iconpinkiehpie:
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grievousfan Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Student General Artist
I was reading this whole thing to the beat of "A Gorey Demise" by Creature Feature :V [link]

fffff made it so much more morbid :XD:
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Fetchbeer Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That is a fun and dark rhythm to read this too!
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dwreanpony Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013
i dont know why or how but celestia is behind this
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Fetchbeer Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Curse you Celestia!
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AmbroseButtercrust Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
O boy! This is gonna be great!
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Fetchbeer Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Now to find the time to do 26+ illustrations for it all!
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DaXLR Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Aha! This is awesome! Do you plan on drawing it all or making it a collab?
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Fetchbeer Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm hoping to draw it all myself, but knowing my laziness... >.>
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